scarecrowomen:

scarecrowomen:

1. scary faces in the food

2 has browns with every meal

3. spooky green syrup

4. after halloween monsters follow you home

5. it’s good for the monsters to follow you home

maybe

sygol:

hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.

weiwei-uplink:

lickmydecalsoffbaby:

groundlessness:

Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.

prettycooldontyouthink:

disappointment3265:

bernard-jackson:

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

ev-eh:

cocoon2010:

Gundam 0080: Is That A War In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?